Night City is a dangerous place, no one can debate this. If it’s not getting caught up in a turf dispute between gangs when trying to get your morning PrePak or some cyber psycho trying to rip your head off for having poor personal grooming, it’s one of the other myriads of things that wouldn’t look twice before turning you into hamburger helper (flavoured kibble). But is there another threat lurking in the shadows? If you’re new to the city, you might’ve had some of the city residents warn you about “Dropbears”, larger than average pigeons who’ve been spliced with koalas with a taste for… human flesh…
The story goes that a crazy BioTechnica employee went crazy one day and created the abomination because he crazy and bored and his boss was sleeping with his wife (though, some reports say the boss was sleeping with his husband!)! The foul fucking horrid horrible crazy scary freaky nasty creepy beasts escaped the facility one day where they developed the desire to eat our very precious meat after eating a group of children who were up past their bedtime. Because of the pigeon’s tiny brain and the koala’s unnaturally smooth one it is said that they can live forever.
“Erm… all well and good…” you may say; “but these are just rumours!” FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. Sorry I lost my cool there… Recently, some shocking evidence has reared it’s ugly deformed messed-up head, moving some Night City residents to believe that Dropbears are…… in fact…….. very real. A very real theory states that the various mega corps have combined powers (mega-mega corp?) to spread a rumour that the rumours are rumours, trying to lul the population into a false sense of security until the disgusting gross icky yucky threat can be dealt with discreetly.